The Lube

Dear house staff,

It has been brough to my attention that someoe has stolen the lube I intended to use for my wife and I's 45th anniversary this month. I purchased $167.00 worth of lube for my darling wife. I kindly ask that who ever has taken this lube will return it as promptly as possible.

Thank you,
Mr. Alan Rogers


Dearest husband,

I apologize and assure you that the culprit was not a single soul on our house staff! I assumed the lube was the regular stocking up that we do but with a little something extra. I used it all last night while you slumbered. Please forgive your poor mistaken wife.

Love forever,
Brettina

P.S. You are such a sweetie-pie for buying that for our anniversary!




(Dear everyone, for now, that is all I'm going to crank out due to the advisory of someone I know. Come back sometime if you like my rambly letters! I'll update it and add more "regularly". Love, Random Letters [Brittany] Hur hur hur!)