Uncle Hubert,
Understandably, I've given your work an F. Now, I know I'm just your nephew and in no way your professor but I think your artwork could use a LOT of work before turning it in tomorrow. And this was your big piece for the final? I'm really disappointed to say the least. I don't know how they even let you in to the prestigious art school you're supposedly in. Fortunately for you your nephew has a keen eye for the fine arts and knows exactly what your art piece needs to complete it: more hidden phallic shapes. Everyone will love it and they'll have no idea why. They may think it's because of the "real delicate use of detail in the shading" or some other bullshit but little do they know...
No need to thank me really, I'm just here to help.
Love,
Your Nephew Frank
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