Monday, April 25, 2011

A Common Predicament

Allison,

Look, maybe you're correct when you say I should be reading more erotic novels. It's a very distinct possibility. I've been thinking about it more and more lately and I can't see any way around it. I was hoping you could help me, really. I know you're often reading them. I've heard you've made such a very fine art of it that you can actually read them in your parent's presence and they have no clue the book you're reading right in front of them fuels your lonely nights. Looking back, my time is probably long past due. So, what do you say? Help me? What should I start with? Is Surly Mandibles in the Arctic Night too raunchy? I don't even know where to begin. I hope to hear from you very soon.

-Dave

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