Yuuummmmy

Dearest George,
    
I love you. I love you with all of my flamboyantly homosexual heart. I know you didn't mean it when you called me a fag in front of your friends. I still love you despite your shame of our love. And despite the fact that you refuse to let me stick my throbbing man meat in your sweet tight ass cheeks; I still love you. I still love you despite many road bumps in our relationship.. like how you aren't a homosexual. Some day our love will be...

Love forever,
Alexander "Allie"